mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

imthedad:

I like how pet is also the word for touching your pet

(Source: kamikaze95)


z-o-l-a:

My dad gave our 2 month old English bulldog puppy a taste of strawberry Popsicle today. This is true happiness.

arielthethirdannathesecond:

Hannah Montana was created just so this line could be used.

(Source: jonathangriff)


flygoing:

she likes carrying around random rags for no reason

fishslut:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

(Source: jrcbouillabaisse)

phleps:

theirye’re* 

thesteveoprojekt:

coffeepotsmokin:

PARKOUR

More like PORKOUR

jesdaniels:

-glows:

Glow


(Source: puppiestotherescue)