My dad gave our 2 month old English bulldog puppy a taste of strawberry Popsicle today. This is true happiness.
Hannah Montana was created just so this line could be used.
she likes carrying around random rags for no reason
i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.
And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it.
are you satan
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